Harvard’s Numero Uno

Y’all see a pattern here with my poems? Yes I am THIS cheesy.
Havard’s Numero Uno
You’re my grizzly bear,
Squeeze me with no air,
Even if I can’t breathe,
Don’t stop please,
You live in the tower,
With all of the power,
sexy braniac,
Makes me a maniac,
Five calls a day,
Want it no other way,
Hmm should I stay,
Depends on if you play,
No breast [...]