Today is my birthday and traditionally birthdays are a time for people to obsess over their future. This year, instead of outlining areas that need improvement (mostly because there is TOO much to improve on), I will reflect on only what is positive:
I am thankful for my hot body.
I live in @%$#%& New York City!!! [...]
I….
1. visit all 3 of the social networking sites I belong to. Yes 3 is excessive.
2. experiment with makeup and give myself assorted alter egos (ie, Gothic Swati).
3. throw spontaneous fashion shows by trying on various outfits and posing in front of the mirror.
4. discover new artists through Pandora and then legally and illegally download [...]
Swati-sage’s grammar tirade:
Poor grammar or spelling is in bad taste. The readers of what you write need to be treated with more respect.
There is a huge difference between:
there, they’re and their
you’re and your
it’s and its
who’s and whose
affect and effect
continual and continuous
passed and past
Abbreviations (ppl or bc or u) should be used sparingly outside [...]
I realize it may be very superficial of me to make a list, but hey at least I admit I have one. Everyone does. Below are the qualities I am attracted to (today, this minute, this second):
1)Looks don’t matter so much to me, as long as he is cute. Over 5′9, and broad shoulders are [...]
For those of you that don’t know Manisha Parikh, she is my BFFnE (best friend forever n ever). Recently I flew back home (LA) to attend her wedding as a bridesmaid. Why was this event so stupendous you ask?? These are a few reasons her wedding rocked:
1) Manisha married a man 6 years her junior and he [...]
I have been bombarded lately by potential suitors, so to make the process simpler, below is a quiz to help me weed out weak candidates. Along with your answers, please send a current photo. Thanks
The following questions are provided by the folks at American Mensa, the High IQ Society:
1) If six teachers can mark [...]
swati-sage say:
Life’s superficiality will suck you right in. In the strive to be the “best” or at the very least “keep up”, you may find yourself taking on qualities that help you succeed in this game of vanity, but when you move far from who you are, you move far from your soul potential and [...]
Semi-recently England banned girls under the age of 16 from the catwalk. Jeez, it’s about time. Watching these rail thin, prepubescent girls strutting fashionably isn’t helping matters much (I recently gained 3 pounds). I remember back when I was 14, being able to view my full set of ribs just from mildly sucking in my [...]
Below is an actual email exchange between my mom and I. My original email was condensed, but her response is word for word. You can see the essence of our relationship and also the funny lil’ lady she is…
My email:
So now that I will be making more money, I have an
idea. I am going [...]
Who’s a cornball? I am. I am….do you see the theme in all these songs?
Nelly Furtado-In God’s Hands (these words break my heart)
John Mayer-Slow Dancing in a Burning Room (hate the random john photos)
Ben Harper-Another lonely day (the cheesy happy face vaguely reminds [...]
current soundtrack